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RomaniaxReader: Poster PranksWARNING: NOT FOR TWLIGHT LOVERS!

Grinning almost evilly you stepped back to admire your work. A thick black mustache on the upper lip. And to add to the stupidity of the picture; buck teeth, a mole on the chin, and a black out eye. All new additions to the latest poster of Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen from Twilight hanging outside the book store’s window in the mall.
“Much better,” you said pocketing the black marker.
A loud screech came from behind you. You turned around to find a hoard of girls with black t-shirts reading ‘TEAM EDWARD’.
“Crap,” you said and ran for your life. Close behind you&

[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader(Name) giggled uncontrollably at the cheerful voice over the phone. Did he really just ask that? There’s no way this man just asked her that. But then again, he seems like one who would do it. Spinning around, she held the phone to her chest and tried to suppress her giddiness.

“_____? You there?”

She squeaked and almost dropped the phone, putting it back to her ear. “Oh yes, sorry Antonio.” She rushed around the room, trying to clean it up. “So you want to come over?”

He chuckled and she smiled. “Si, I would love to. I’ll be over in a minute.”

They ended the call and she finishe

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"_____, where are ya?!" Alfred shouted, turning his head in many directions trying to find you. From behind the tree, where you were hiding, he looked like he just saw a ghost! If only you had your phone…
Oh wait, that's Alfred's fault…

~*Flashback*~

"Hey Alfred, give it back!" You shouted at your loud mouthed friend, who was currently laughing at you. He stole your phone from you and he wouldn't give it back only because you took a picture of him in the movies, his face was priceless!
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"Boys, I need your help. Today is little Emil's birthday and I need you guys to help me make him a cake. I've already bought some presents, and I want Mathias and Tino to wrap them. Berwald, Lukas, you two have to help me make the cake."

"Okay (Name)! Me and Tino will wrap the gifts!" Mathias smiled.

"They are in my room on my bed. I already have wrapping paper and safety scissors in there. Oh, and tape too!"

Mathias nodded, and ran to your room, dragging Tino with him.

Lukas and Berwald followed you to the kitchen an

PrussiaXReader! PrankVSPrank (Cheating Prank)

-YOUR P.O.V-
Today was finally the day Gilbert was finally going to come home! But this welcome home won't be so 'welcoming'. You were going to prank your boyfriend Gilbert!
You pulled out your video camera and faced it towards you clicking the play button.
"Ok so Gilbert has been gone for a few days over in Germany to visit his brother. And I've been home alone, so I thought of a good Prank to play on Gil where I'm cheating in him on with" you begin into the camera as you pull out a Manican head with fake facial hair on it. "So I'm going to put the head on the pillow and use other pillows as a body. And today I went to the mall and bought a new guys outfit!" You smirked into the camera as you set up the fake body of pillows under the sheets.
You walk down stairs to show the outfit. It was black skinny jeans, and random pair of boxers, with a black hoodie and grey sneakers.
You set the grey sneakers at the front door to

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Summer break started leaving schools empty, children spending more bonding time with parents (some more than what they like), and leaving teenagers do… whatever teenagers did. As in (male name)’s case, he deiced to reach the world record of hibernating in the summer. Oh yeah you can laugh but he has already supplied himself with snacks and mental preparation. The first day had gone off with a nice start only waking up 3 times to eat something and take a piss. The process repeated till the third day when his parents came to his room to see

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The Song of Jigglypuff

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“We’re not lost!” Italy was the one holding

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“For the last time, I am NOT going to play ‘The Walking Dead’ with you, Alfred!”
“Awwwh~! But c’mon _____! It’ll be fun! There’s loads of zombies that you’ll be able to wipe out!”
“That’s exactly why I don’t wanna play! I hate zombies!”

Judging by the look on your face, you weren’t joking. But, to Alfred, it seemed as if the look of ‘hate’ was actually presented by the look of fear…

Alfred blinked twice, the look of pure shock present on his features. You were scared of zombies? Wow, and you were supposed to be the bravest one

Germany X Reader AccentsYou were in your friend, Ludwig's home. You were lying in a comfortable position on his couch, and he was next to you, reading. Boring~

"Hey...Ludwig...." You mumbled as you stared towards your currently boring friend. He glanced up from his book.

"Vhat...?" You let out an unheard giggle from the sound his accent.

"Make me a sammich." He closed his book, knowing you wanted attention.

"...you mean a sandvich...right?" You shot up from your comfortable spot.

"Did you just cuss?!" He raised an eyebrow. "You just....said....b-b...bitc-!!"

"I DID NOT!" You laughed. You knew Ludwig was strictly against cussing and...oh wow!

"You did, you did

Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt. 1

Russia X Reader

Resolutions: Chpt.1

Intro.

The worst part about high school is: the people are complete jerks, for the most part. If there isn’t a single person that you don’t hate or dislike, then I applaud you and also question your sanity. That’s exactly the way you used to be…until you got to your junior year in good old high school. That was when you snapped. People began to disgust you that much.

The worst part about it is…you miss the way you used to see situations—in an optimistic, positive way. Now all you see is negative and your expectations of people is way too high. And that’s wha

Nordekz(3)xReedur- SUP, YOH?! [CRACK]U wer wacheeng SpawngBawb, den al ov eh sadan...
BEING!!!
IT WUZ AISELEND, FENLEND, AND NORWEIH. Fenlend wuz dresd up az eh geingstur and he wuz in eh swegtastik pouz. Aiselend wuz dresd up az Tinkur bel. He wuz doin Tinkur bel's signachur pouz...wel kind ov. Norweih wuz dresd up as Ciel in wundrlend. Aldoh, dat kawstoom wuz a bit to smal awn hem. Dey wer al in eh groop, doin eh pouz. U wer konfyoosed of wut wuz goin awn, baht u dedn't maind sense 3 secksi az ffff Nordekz were en dos kawstooms. U almoust sturted to nosebleed wen u saw Aiselend en dat Tinkur bel kawstoom.

"YOH WUT'S UP, _____?!?" Fenlend askd u.

U dednt noh hao to anser dat.

New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*

“Hello? Is this thing on?”

“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.

“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare. He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”

“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.

Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of

Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt.2

A flush of embarrassment reddens your face. This is going to be incredibly awkward…especially after what happened in your last class. You gulp before slowly walking over to your seat, trying with all your might not to make eye contact with Ivan. You were doing just fine…that is, until Ivan made eye contact with you. You felt his eyes penetrate yours, and a whole new shade of red flushed your face. You quickly sat down and pretended to be interested in another corner of room. At least the two of you weren’t the only ones in the room by now.

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Papa Sweden x Child ReaderPapa Sweden x Child Reader

You were running around the house giggling and looking for a hiding place, you ran up the stairs and ran toward your parents room you looked around and ran into the closet hiding in a small corner, as the 5 year old you were you could fit anywhere. You were still giggling to yourself when you heard the door open, you covered your mouth to try and muffle your giggles ¨Where could little _______ be?¨ you heard your papas voice still muffling your giggles when the closet door flew open ¨Here she is!¨ your papa said when he saw you, you let out a small yell and ran past him leaving the room, your papa f

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Cassy could see the insecurity deep within Fenris' eyes when he was looking at her.

To say that she wasn't shocked about what she just had learned about him, would be a lie. Somehow she seemed to have whitewashed his past and what he had experienced in her imagination, even though she could see every day how much it had formed him and made him to the man he was today.

But still: All she could feel in this moment was pride for the way he just had acted. Calm. Considerate. Strong.

It was a new side to him she had not seen before, and she found it impressive… and also kind of hot.

Looking at Varania and Aidan again, she could see the Elven woman flinch when Derrik moaned in pain. Then Aidan was starting to heal him, and immediately a bit of color was flowing back into the pale cheeks of the battle mage.

Cassy was exhaling relieved, as were all the others. Well, except of Fenris. He simply stood up and made a step back.

Varania was turning to him after getting up. "Thank you."

He nodded abruptly. "You are welcome."

With a low moan Derrik was opening his eyes and blinking.

"How are you feeling?" Aidan was asking and helping him up.

"Shitty", came the honest answer. "Where is the pretty Elven lady I was able to see at last? She looks way better than you…"

Chuckling, Aidan was supporting him, while Ayumi said dryly: "Looks as if he is fine again…"

Derriks hand went to his rib cage before he was looking at Varania. "Hey, Sweetie. Want to give me a hug?"

She scowled. "No. I want to find Micah."

"Ah, and the Ice Princess is back", he murmured, but then nodded and squared his shoulders. "Alright, I am fine. Let's go and look for the boy!"

Cassy went to Fenris while Ayumi was instructing Varania what to do.

"You saved his life, Fenris. You know that, right?"

He shrugged. "It was just an idea. I was not sure if it would work."

"But it did", she said firmly and touched his hand. "Although it must have been hard for you to tell us all this."

He pressed his lips together and withdrew from her touch. "The truth is: Until I have spoken the words, I did not even think about how all of you could react." His voice sounded harsh. Suddenly he had the desire to tell her – to make CLEAR to her – that he was not the good man she seemed to see in him. "I witnessed worse things than that, Cassy! And never did I do anything against it!!"

Her eyes, bright and clear, were wandering over his face. Then she quietly said: "Gut feeling, Fenris. Do you remember what I told you about it? No matter what you saw – not matter what you DID – it won't change the opinion I have about you."

"Then you are a fool", he growled.

She shrugged. "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you are the fool…"

"Cassalia…!"

She made another step towards him, standing now so close that their bodies touched and he could fee her warm breath on his face. "Yes, Fenris?"

Looking into her eyes, he only was able to sigh, which let her smirk... and then capture his lower lip between her teeth and pull slightly.

"Stop brooding. We have a young boy to recue!"

Grumpy Ones - Part CIIby *Billini

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So, everything is fine with Derrik

And now it is time to find Micah... some of you already gave me ideas where he is and what could happen.

Are there other ideas?

And do you want to have some special scenes between Cassy/Fenris or Varania/Derrik or Aidan/Ayumi?

Maybe it's time for a Desire Demon to "distract" them.... ?

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~Thyme-Sprite Nov 12, 2012

Derrick is save! And fine again, as his comments showed.

You know my ideas, but hell, yeah, thow a desire demon in there, why the hell not? Should be fun!

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~Katschaba Nov 12, 2012

Special scenes like sexy scenes or relationship development? I would like to see all of them

but I think sexy scenes between Cassy/Fenris yet, the other pairs need some time to know each other I think, to solve some issues and all that jazz

Hehe desire demon, that could be quite distraction

*Billini Nov 12, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

Just an idea that came to my mind

But not sure if it really fits... maybe it's also time to end this whole "Demon" thing

~Musicalrain0 Nov 12, 2012

Yayyyyyyyy!

'And do you want to have some special scenes between Cassy/Fenris or Varania/Derrik or Aidan/Ayumi?' -- Yes, all of them.

If you can of course, but I think there's still a lot of development for Varania/Derrik and Aidan/Ayumi especially. But it would be nice to see more of our two stars Cassy/Fenris.

Ooh Desire Demon. Hmm... I wonder how that could go.

Now with Micah, I don't really know. He could be possessed already, and then one of them has to rescue him like they did with Connor (?) in DAO. Or they could have to face the Sloth Demon himself in order to free him, and he's not in a dream like the others??... I still think they all have some difficulties ahead of them before they can all leave the mine freely, for sure.

Can't wait for more!!

*Billini Nov 12, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

Yeah, with the Desire Demon... I also have no idea how that could work...

Oh, well, but maybe... mmm... I have to think that through

~Musicalrain0 Nov 12, 2012

If you can pull it off, I'm sure it would be good.

Maybe they try to find Micah (like how Ayumi is trying to direct Varania there at the end) and the Sloth Demon interferes and sends them to a Desire Demon playing Micah & tricks them all with visions? Hmm... I donno. Well, there's one idea.

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